Fact: Today (September 23rd) is bisexuality awareness day. Be aware of bisexuals. They are dangerous.
- Guy in my class: Sir, what if we had a gay P.E. teacher? That'd be bad because he'd be looking at all the guys in shorts.
- Teacher: You're assuming that all gay teachers are pedophiles.
- Guy: Well...yeah.
- Teacher: Carl I absolutely promise you that NO ONE in this school wants to have sex with you
i want to sleep for 2 years and wake up with a degree, an apartment and money in the bank.
if they dont play ‘year 3000’ at least once on the new year’s of 3000 i will literally rise out of my grave and set everyone on fire